you're a ball of yarn at the end of the universe

A personality test of sorts. Don't get too knotted up about it.

For the Worst VN Ever Jam 2025. This game is bad on purpose!!

Features:

• About 2-5 minutes of gameplay per run
• Combination of mouse-drawn and jpeg-artifacted result sprites
• 43 "endings"
• Existential dread?
• Bad puns
• Pretentious narration
• Kazoo noises

Content Warnings:

• Poorly drawn gun
• Poorly drawn knife
• You cannot romance the narrator.
• Kazoo noises.